Hey, if the line's this long, it's gotta be good. --The Simpsons, as Bart and Homer wait in the line to the booth for...
If you've got anything to say here... then you suck, but in the meantime, just post it.
"Jonc, stop repeating that! It's getting old!"
--Everybody -- and for your information, the queen of
bs line was supplied by julia.
Posted on Sep 22, 1997, 22:09 by: JGP
"Ooh, I feel awesome right now, I'm the 100th
guest to Jonc's quotes! I'm on top of the world now! So cool!"
--So what if I'm just a little sarcastic?
Posted on Oct 21, 1997, 02:01 by: Jacob Lister
JonC's never going to clean out this dirty junk.
Posted on Nov 2, 1997, 17:48 by: Anonymous
Well geez people, if that's your friggin
attitude, and after I setup such a nice forum
for you people to post stuff.
--Planning to break quotes page down into
categories and possibly delete some stuff,
but must first get a computer before can do
Posted on Nov 4, 1997, 19:09 by: JonC
Got the 200th hit on the Quotes Page.
--I'm so bored, that I checked this page out.
Posted on Nov 25, 1997, 02:35 by: PhattBoy X
Crown me king. I just became the 300th person to visit the quotes page.
--JonC deserves numerous awards and praise.
<--(Sure what the heck, I'll agree to that.)
Posted on Dec 23, 1997, 22:38 by: James
JonC, your one-liners are not really one-liners.
Posted on Dec 24, 1997, 22:34 by: I dunno.
Jonc... what's to keep me from javabombing the "libeling paul" site?
Posted on Jan 2, 1998, 23:41 by: God
Look Paul, just because I devoted a whole page
towards your misery, what's the big deal. Anyway,
you brought this upon yourself.
--JonC, merely living up to his title as the Antichrist.
With Paul being the self-appointed God, though
with Ed currently contesting that title.
Posted on Jan 3, 1998, 02:01 by: Father of Lies, name attributed to Brain
Hey, check this out! Whenever any comments get posted on
this page, JonC is notified by mail! That means that if everybody starts
posting a lot of things, JonC will get spammed with his own e-mail!
Hehe... Complain? Whatever do you mean, this is the greatest site
ever to exist.
--JonC deserves numerous awards and praise.
JonC will probably get spammed with his own e-mail.
Posted on Jan 10, 1998, 02:37 by: Spam (R)
I can span jonc with his own e-mail? Wow!
-- I like spamming jonc!
Posted on Jan 10, 1998, 03:35 by: revenge!
The Devil should be spammed.
Posted on Jan 10, 1998, 03:53 by: A follower of the holy one.
Wow Mr "revenge" I'm very impressed out how you were able to "span" me. I don't know how much more spanning I can take.
--JonC, a shame one cannot convey sarcastic tone over the internet.
Posted on Jan 10, 1998, 16:59 by: JonC
Did I mention "this is why heaven doesn't have a guestbook?" No glut of e-mail messages!
Posted on Jan 10, 1998, 22:00 by: Himself
You know what this page needs? A counter! That way we can register all the Jonc disgruntlement ourselves :)
Posted on Jan 11, 1998, 03:49 by: JGP
Hey, JonC! You should set up your Mocking Paul page to automatically send Paul an e-mail whenever someone posts something there! That would rule! He would get spammed with mockings of himself! Complain? Whatever do you mean, this is the
greatest site ever to exist. Well, at least it is if it sent e-mail to Paul whenever anybody mocked him.
-- JonC deserves numerous awards and praise. Well, he deserves numerous awards and praises if he sets up his page to send Paul e-mails with parody about him.
Posted on Jan 13, 1998, 02:27 by: Spam (R)
Much as it sickens me to talk to ignorant mortals, I am here to bring the light of truth to this page yet again.
Even if JonC could make that page spam me, I use a real program. While Hell uses the AOL mail-reader, Heaven uses Eudora.
Eudora not only has filtering capability, it has an autorespond. I could counterspam jonc 3 times for every spam sent to me.
--Somehow I doubt it.
Posted on Jan 13, 1998, 23:36 by: JGP
Come on JonC! Do it! Set up your page to spam Paul! You could set it up to spam him using a random address and subject header, so he couldn't spam you back! And even if he did spam you back, it would be worth it! Spam spam spam spam spam spam spammety spam, wonderful spam! ARG. I wanted to attach a sound file in here of the spam song.
--JonC, this would make your page a Top Ten contender!
Posted on Jan 14, 1998, 01:57 by: Spam (R)
I'd return-spam you too jacob.
Posted on Jan 14, 1998, 22:39 by: GOD
Why am I getting return-spammed? And with what?
--G.O.D.: Gangrenous Old Dog. (See above quote from Comrade Fryboy)
Posted on Jan 15, 1998, 01:40 by: Monsieur de Lister
Hey, does anybody realize that hardly anyone ever goes to JonC's page now? He is slowly dying away....
Posted on Feb 23, 1998, 22:52 by: Ed Hsieh! (duh!)
It hasn't been a slow death, as soon as school started I lost this website war, I just haven't wanted to spend the time.
--JonC, I think both Brain's new, and Paul's site have gotten like an order of magnitude more hits than I have in the last couple months..
Posted on Feb 25, 1998, 01:58 by: JonC, complaining to myself
You know, you really ought to put counters on the individual quote pages, or at least on the "Mocking Paul Page," you could get some pretty high numbers on that one.
--JonC deserves numerous awards and praise, but mostly for his Paul Parody Page.
Posted on May 28, 1998, 03:18 by: Monsieur le Marquis de Lister
--JonC deserves numerous awards and praise if he programs Nibbles With Frags into his webpage. It would be the penultimate triumph of this webpage over Paul's page.
Posted on May 29, 1998, 03:10 by: Monsieur le Marquis de Lister
Hey, come on, if you can make a text box, you can make Nibbles With Frags. It's really easy, and, contrary to popular belief, you don't have to know Q-Basic. Weren't you a Computer Science major for a while? This should be a breeze! Now get cracking!
--JonC deserves numerous awards and praise, except that he is stalling his implementation of Nibbles With Frags.
Posted on May 30, 1998, 04:12 by: Monsieur le Marquis de Lister
Oh, and by the way, the text on your text box doesn't get any faster after speed=32 or so, it was the same speed at speed=1.56764265941e203 as it was at speed=1024, and that's not very fast at all.
--JonC deserves numerous awards and praise to be taken away from him for failing the public by not putting Nibbles With Frags on his page.
Posted on May 30, 1998, 04:25 by: Monsieur le Marquis de Lister
So that you are aware, it is probably somewhere
next to impossible for me to program NWF with
there's anyway I could make it multiplayer.
You would probably need to program a Java applet
or something for that, which I have no idea
how to do.
--JonC trying to quell the demands of the people.
Posted on May 30, 1998, 17:39 by: JonC
So what. Write it. You're stalling. I NEED TO FRAG PAUL!!
--JonC is avoiding appeasing the masses! His power-mad scheme is corrupt! He's exploiting the workers! His imperialist dogma must stop! Workers of the world unite!
Posted on Jun 1, 1998, 02:13 by: Monsieur le Marquis de Lister
Hey, everybody go to my website: Lhasa Ehmo's Bunker
--JonC deserves numerous awards and praise, but my web page is funnier.
Posted on Jun 2, 1998, 01:50 by: Lhasa Ehmo
JonC's page really is dying away. He hasn't been getting many hits at all. He's got 1250 or so now, but that's total since August 1997. I've gotten 130 in under a week, so it's gotta be good! Well, some of those are my own hits, but I haven't been half that many times. Check it out at http://members.tripod.com/~Lhasa_Ehmo/index.html
--Paul's site hasn't gotten that many hits either, and nobody uses his vaunted chat-room either!
Posted on Jun 5, 1998, 01:22 by: Lhasa Ehmo
Posted on Jun 8, 1998, 04:29 by: Monsieur le Marquis de Lister
Hey, JonC, when I beat your MastrMind (sp) program, it doesn't reset the pics or anything, so I can continue to enter the same guess again, until I fill up the guess list. So far I've played two games and won twelve times. That's a 600% win ratio. That's pretty good.
--I deserve numerous awards and praise for having a 600% win ratio.
Posted on Jun 21, 1998, 03:24 by: Monsieur le Marquis de Lister
Gee, this site is really crawling toward 1400 hits. I think Ed Hsieh and I are the only people who even come here anymore. Actually, I kinda wonder if anybody visits any of the other EEP sites.
--Don't tell me you're too busy studying, we all know that's a lame excuse.
Posted on Jun 27, 1998, 01:46 by: Monsieur le Marquis de Lister
Well, I think I've been the only one to visit this site in like a week or so. But JonC doesn't have any document in his revision history! I'm writing this here so that everybody can know that for all time, JonC had no revision history file, even though he had a link to it! Uhm... I gotta go find something better to do with my time.
--JonC deserves numerous awards and praise. No, JonC deserves more hits on his webpage.
Posted on Jul 4, 1998, 02:56 by: Monsieur le Marquis de Lister
--JonC deserves to go back and fix his program?
Posted on Jul 24, 1998, 03:28 by: Monsieur le Marquis de Lister
I don't know what you're talking about, I just played the MasterMind game right now. Actually, there does seem to get screwy sometimes when the page is first loaded. Try once you've loaded the page to reenter the URL so that it gets reloaded.
--Indeed I do deserve numerous awards and praise.
Posted on Jul 24, 1998, 03:34 by: JonC
Jon C is a big fat dork.
-- I like Jon B more.
Posted on Oct 24, 1999, 17:58 by: Jimenna
Jon C., I'm going to kill you. I've been searching for you so that you could meet my friend Cynthia who's here only till this Wednesday, and you're off in la la land.
-- La LA la la-la-la, LA la la-la-la
Posted on Dec 12, 1999, 20:40 by: Jimenna