JonC 101 / Tome of Flames (i.e. Guestbook) / Burnt Dirt

JonC
(MastrMind3@aol.com)

at Aug 11, 1997 19:48

Web Site: The one you're lookin' at
says

Hey, it works! Gnarly


RV
(If you don't know, I won't tell you!)

at Aug 12, 1997 00:30
says

Just what the world needs, JonC 24hrs a day, seven days a week! ;-)


On Aug 12, 1997 21:35
JonC
(MastrMind3@aol.com)

says

That's amazing RV. I think the same thing to myself all the time.


On Aug 17, 1997 00:15
Brain
(bking@gte.net)

says

*platypus sound* Convert now blasphemous Protestants! Or you shall be destroyed during the second coming of Mary!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA Just Kidding... I am sure you will all be destroyed before then...


On Aug 17, 1997 19:09
Edward Hsieh
(Flashbacck@aol.com)

says

Blah Blah Blah, Yackity Smackity!


On Aug 18, 1997 01:52
Anonymous
(nowhere)

says

This site sucks!!!!!!!!!!!


On Aug 18, 1997 02:40
Haley
(precare@aol.com)

says

You are the coolest son named Jonc your mom ever had!!!!


On Aug 19, 1997 01:16
Junior God Paul
(pgowder@usa.net)

says

soon I'll have a HLS email address.. that beats aol anytime! ... p.s. I'm not a geek guy! :)


On Aug 19, 1997 03:22
JGP
(paulgowder@hotmail.com)

says

I do have a lot of e-mail addresses ...


On Aug 20, 1997 05:36
W.C.
(PhattBoy00@AOL.com)

says

OH YES! I am the magic 100th Guest to visit this site!


On Aug 20, 1997 20:25
Z
(Zynervis@aol.com)

says

uhhhhhh... I checking you web page as request
*boggle*
Now for the real message:
I LIKE! Gimme a copy o' that neat background!


On Aug 21, 1997 14:07
Christine Chao
(cchao2@calstatela.edu)

says

Hey Junk! i'm the 111th person to visit your site. That's cool cause it's wishing time so everybody make a wish!! Take kares everybody.


On Aug 26, 1997 19:35
Chek
(jasonhur@geocities.com)

says

Don't you have a picture of the Magic-User and the Cleric? I think those are the best characters. What guy do you use?


On Aug 26, 1997 22:05
Plippy Ploppy Cheese Nose . . . okay, it's Ivy
(you want me to broacast my e-mail address?)

says

flame you? er . . . okay, okay, am signing guestbook as requested . . . COWS GO MOO.


On Sep 1, 1997 19:24
me and me alone
(Thru1sky@aol.com)

says

Ummmmm good page, I guess.. oh shit, whatever


On Sep 2, 1997 22:12
Gene Yo
(geneyo@juno.com)

says

damn, dont get mad at me just because I have more hits than you. Is it my fault that you are less popular than I??? Go eat sh!t Jon. ha ha ha, You think you're so funny, but you're freakin retarded. haha j/k jon, I'll talk to u later.


On Sep 3, 1997 17:07
Betty
(Post-mark everything to: Mistress of All Evil)

says

Okie, JonC. I came, I saw, and I signed. You now owe me 5 bucks. *is, of course, kidding* Well, I liked your page...some of it...I didn't see the whole thing 'cause I am not crazy about Command and Conquer and the rest of the junk. But it looks nice. --is that sincerity or sarcasm?-- Have a nice day :)


On Sep 6, 1997 23:12
W.C.
(PhattBoy00@aol.com)

says

Oh YES! I'm Now the 200th Visitor just as I was at 100. Just wait I'll be around for the magic 300


On Sep 9, 1997 22:33
ivy
(those that should have it already do!)

says

where is your depeche mode stuff???????


On Sep 13, 1997 22:25
the morrigu
(iriador@juno.com)

says

ivy is the DEVIL!!!! shhhh don't tell her i said that.


On Sep 13, 1997 22:27
ivy
(antichrist@hell.com)

says

that wasn't me i tell you! that was my EVIL friend! she's EEEEVVIIILLLLLL!!!!!!! okay,bye-bye.


On Sep 13, 1997 22:31
the morrigu
(nuts i gave my real one didn't i? hmmm....)

says

come mud on luminous!!!!! please! luminous.netride.com 4000 and yes, ivy really IS the devil! i've seen her horns.


On Sep 13, 1997 22:32
ivy
(hmph!)

says

now you know that wasn't me because i don't mud! and geez, "the morrigu", what were you doing looking there?!


On Sep 16, 1997 22:58
Z
(Zynervis@aol.com)

says

If you're reading this, you have WAAAAY too much time on your hands. Marge: @@@@@@@@8)


On Sep 16, 1997 22:47
Z
(Zynervis@aol.com)

says

Hey! You were right! It IS fun to click "reload" over and over and over....


On Sep 22, 1997 01:12
Davey, the MrOAE *innocent look*
(It is obvious if you attend CSULA.)

says

Marvelous website, dear Jon. (Okie, that's all the diplomatic regard I am willing to extend to you.)

Now, for what I REALLY think.....
Uhhh.....*gives you a blank look with a raised eyebrow*
Indeed.


On Oct 6, 1997 03:38
W.C.
(PhattBoyX@aol.com)

says

Damn! I missed being the 300th visitor, but i'll be around for 400 for sure....that's if you, Jon, could get that many hits.


On Oct 8, 1997 01:21
Junior God Paul
(oh, heck, you know all of them already.)

says

Just a minor point: Ivy is not the devil, JonC is. His position has been solidified, however, Ivy has been named the devil's advocate.


On Oct 11, 1997 03:39
Jacob Lister
(Lhasa_Ehmo@juno.com)

says

No flame at the moment, I don't want to get arrested for arson...


On Oct 11, 1997 15:37
James
(Gremlin930@aol.com)

says

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllp. Someone save me. Brain is insane. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!


On Oct 15, 1997 01:06
James
(Gremlin930@aol.com)

says

I am the magical 400th person to visit the site of Jonc. All hail James Walker, serving under the magnificent and powerful Paul Gowder. All tremble before my power. Now gimme my prize.


On Oct 15, 1997 23:48
W.C.
(PhattBoyX@aol.com)

says

Crap! Missed being 400 by just 19 hours! Now I gotta wait for 500.


On Oct 16, 1997 00:10
W.C.
(PhattBoyX@aol.com)

says

Opps. I meant to say that I was about 23 hours late of being 400.


On Oct 16, 1997 02:16
Jacob Lister
(Lhasa_Ehmo@juno.com)

says

Jonc, you have 16K of quotes, have you ever read all of them?


On Oct 16, 1997 02:27
Jacob Lister
(Lhasa_Ehmo@juno.com)

says

Hmm...I'm half expecting a massive influx of quotes about me, but then again, who wants to quote me?


On Oct 19, 1997 02:50
Ivy Tsai, alien child, queen of little cheddar crackers in the shape of fish
(oh, you don't want to e-mail me!)

says

to clarify, i told polee that i wanted to be ANTICHRIST. devil's advocate makes me feel like i'm inferior to jonc when we all know that THAT'S JUST WRONG.


On Nov 18, 1997 01:18
James
(If you don't know it by now, too bad.)

says

And now I become the 500th person to visit this magnificent page. METALLICA ROCKS!!!


On Nov 18, 1997 16:19
Wayne
(PhattBoyX@aol.com)

says

Damn! Missed 500, can't believe it! Oh well at least I'm 501.


On Dec 21, 1997 04:17
Wayne
(PhattBoyX@aol.com)

says

Well, Looks Like I'm 600!


On Dec 21, 1997 04:20
Wayne
(PhattBoyX@aol.com)

says

I'm The 50th Guest on the Mirror site! Woo Hoo!


On Dec 22, 1997 01:25
Jacob Lister
(Well, I often use my 286, with a 20Mb hard drive, so I have to conserve space. I certainly wouldn't put a copy of JonC's page on it.)

says

A mirror site?!? A MIRROR SITE?!? Who exactly would set up a mirror site of this, Land of Junk? Er...JonC? Not that this page isn't cool and all, but since when is this site so busy that you can't access it? And when you can't access it because it's too busy, why would you need a mirror site to access that minute, instead of just waiting a few minutes to get on? Geez, what a waste of megabytes...

On Dec 31, 1997 03:47
Jacob Lister
(Lhasa_Ehmo@Juno.com)

says

Oh yeah! I AM the SIX HUNDRED SIXTY SIXTH visitor to JonC's Junk! All may worship and fear me in my all-powerful ability to be number 666! So now JonC is going to take over the world with his army of undead legions, and it's all thanks to ME! So, where's your army of undead? And shouldn't I be made Supreme Commander and High Officer of Undead and Evilness? What's my title, huh? Where's my prize? Haven't I already won ten million dollars? Gimme gimme gimme! Well, since my demands have not been met, I have hijacked a nuclear bomb from Krablakistan. I will detonate it and destroy the world if you do not pay me a ransom of...ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!


On Jan 1, 1998 02:24
Jacob's Bitch
(Hey, he only has one, If that boy had another bitch, I'm gonna KILL her and then I'm gonna get a hammer..........wait, hammer first :))

says

Ummm, you know what? I always come to this page, but I never scroll DOwn or nothing. I just went to the quotes page. Then I thought "Hey , I should just bookmark the quotes page, which is what i did!" Smart Me. Ummmm I don't have anything to say, but I figure, I'll be nice and write something (like you guys wanna hear from me). Anyways, as I ramble along like a senile old crone. I'd just like to say that........ I GOT A TAMBOURINE AND HIPPIE CLOTHING!!! I"M COMING OUT WORLD!!! BEWARE!!! MuaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA


On Jan 1, 1998 03:14
P.O.E. aka P.O.S. aka the Fallen Angel # 2 next to Jacob's Bitch
(mikka@earthlink.net)

says

hmm.. what can i say?? its umm..very green, font wise at least. well its the new year and i guess i'm second after Jacob's bitch at least when i wrote this message at least. well, its a decent page considering that i don't play command and conquer. well its a decent on at least, better than i've seen on most pages. hmm... oh yeah, hiya's all! been long time ivy! i still like you even though your satan's daughter but hell, i'm the fallen angel so that makes us even. get any good Sandman lately? and umm...a good cat is a dead cat, especially if its on the freeway, dang stupid cat, what cha doing on the free way anyways??? hmm.. going insane, must be all the caffinee.... ah well.... till the next insanity....


On Jan 1, 1998 23:13
JonC
(MastrMind3@aol.com)

says

Decent page considering? Decent page relative to others? Hello!! Whattsa matta with you people?! How can you deny that this is a great site, and relative to other peoples' sites, well just go to my links and see that relatively my site rocks the bloody shit out of 'em. Oh yeah, and I'm modest too, really, I'm not being conceited, I'm merely pointing out the facts.


On Jan 2, 1998 14:45
Jacob, who's still waiting to be FedEx'd a dead cat
(Jacob666@hell.gov)

says

Hey! I did NOT hit reload 25 times to be number 666! And where's my dead cat anyways?

Note from JonC: Bullshit Jacob, I average 2 hits per day, and the day before you got 666, I only had 630 something.


On Jan 2, 1998 23:55
His Royal Highness Prince Paul The First, God, and Ruler of All He Sees Fit To Rule.
(etc)

says

Nope, sorry, this page isn't marvelous.. in fact, it's rather mediocre. But it's not your fault. I blame the parents.


On Jan 2, 1998 23:56
HE
(yes, yes.)

says

And did somebody actually let tina have a tamborine? Save me. Save me.


On Jan 3, 1998 02:33
Fallen Angel resurrected...
(FallenAngel@god.hotline)

says

Well then, I see that junior god paul is doing well as expected, carry on the good work. you'll get your new orders soon enough. All hail the fallen angel, those who go against me will be smitten by the wrath...umm...hmmm... I'll tell ya when I think of one. oh yeah, what's with the tamborine girl anyways? she's nutziods or what? if i didn't know any better, I would think she was in cahouts with the dead cat guy, and fed-ex don't don't do live stock, or dead one as it would be. Till the next resurrection...


On Jan 3, 1998 17:15
Thy Kick your ass
(go2hell@...I..don't..know...)

says

You suck, you are the worst, Your page is bad! Just like YOu.
Note from JonC: There used to be a pic of this flippy guy here, but I thought you'd all appreciate it if I killed it.


On Jan 3, 1998 17:17
James
(Gremlin930@aol.com)

says

I got #700. Wow. Look at me. You know, this is starting to get somewhat boring. Especially since the goal is 777 and I didn't hit the 666 mark to win the dead cat either. Oh well, it's not like I've got anything better to do with my time than to fill up Jonc's web page with mindless chatter. Maybe I'll win a dead rat.


On Jan 3, 1998 17:24
Thy Kick Your Ass Again
(You..Don't..Wanna...Know..)

says

Thy think your a loser, and a girl. You shall be punished by the *ion god, and DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE !!! *from c&c My Name is Frank, I kick you ass Oh yah, you suck!


On Jan 3, 1998 23:03
Lil Miss Child o' Darkness
(whatevers)

says

Wow, this page has gone to hell... Mr. "Thy Kick your ass," that is one ugly picture. Nobody needs to see that. You obviously have problems, and I hope you get the help you so desperately need. Hiyas, P.O.S. (P.O.E.?) Whatcha up to?! JonC, you're page just ain't that swell. I blame a lack of insanity on your part. If you were good and crazy, that would make things more interesting. Byes now.


On Jan 4, 1998 01:40
Jacob "Proud owner of a brand new 1998 Dead Cat" Lister
(Yeah, whatever...)

says

Seriously, JonC, I didn't hit reload 25 times! Maybe a couple, but nowhere NEAR 25! Anyways, the reason this page isn't on anyone's Top 10 list is... The lack of Paul Parody!


On May 11, 1998 23:19
Ed Hsieh (The Lighter Ed)
(Flashbacck@aol.com)

says

No one will probably read this because no one really visits this page now. Anyway, in an effort to artificially boost JonC's hits, everyday I will visit this page once.


On May 13, 1998 17:53
Phong Vo
(phongvo@juno.com)

says

THIS SITE SUCKS!!


On May 31, 1998 20:01
Ed Hsieh
(**********@***.***)

says

Hey, this site is being updated? Why is it being updated if I'm the only person who actually takes the time to visit. Or maybe it's because JonC actually cares about running a quality web site. You tell me.


On Jun 2, 1998 01:51
Lhasa Ehmo
(Lhasa_Ehmo@Juno.com)

says

Hey, everybody go to my web site: Lhasa Ehmo's Bunker


On Jun 12, 1998 23:19
Ivy
(evrgreen@ucla.edu)

says

Hello. I am gracing the new section of your guestbook with my wonderous presence (snort). Good-bye.


On Jun 13, 1998 21:37
cougar
(cougar844)

says

dude, your random.what's the big deal I started to go to UCLA when I was 15.=P My friend told me to tell you......USC ROCKS!!!!


On Jun 14, 1998 17:59
Ivy
(.....)

says

To cougar: You started to go to UCLA at 15? Have you been there since? How old are you now? You poor thing. Well, USC may rock. I have no idea. Doesn't matter at all to me. Laters.


On Jun 14, 1998 18:18
JonC
(MastrMind3@aol.com)

says

Hey, someone got my 1300th hit and didn't even mention it in the guestbook. How indignant. I'm betting it was Ivy, hmph.


On Jun 15, 1998 00:50
Ivy
(*****)

says

Something funny happened to this sign-y thing.
Hello! Oh, I'm so sorry, JonC. If I was the 1300th guest, whoohoo! Yeah, me! Man, I must ROCK! Yeah boy!! *dances around and sings: I am so special, I am so special! Damn, I'm special!* And you know what else? I ROCK, IS WHAT! Man, NUMBER 1300 for JonC's site! That's like, too cool. Aw, yeah, I'm stoked. Hmm. Laters, I'm going PARTYING, y'all. Heeheehee.


On Jun 15, 1998 03:59
Lhasa Ehmo
(Lhasa_Ehmo@Juno.com)

says

Cool... Of all the links on JonC's site to friends webpages, mine has the longest description. And at this point, I have over 300 hits to my site, which is 150 per week, which has to beat out anybody I'm competing with. And it's not too hard to work on my page every day, I don't really have anything else that would take up all my time, well, except that I got a serial cable to hook up my two computers (the pentium and the 486, not the old 286 (why would I bother hooking up the 286, I couldn't do anything with it if I did?)) and so now I'm spending my days racking up frag ratios of something like 20:1 against my brother, and my nights I'm using to transfer 400 megs of stuff from the 486 to the pentium. So, for the past couple of days, I didn't get anything new put up on my webpage. Oh, this is probably getting pretty long. Well, just go visit my site at: http://tripod.com/~Lhasa_Ehmo/index.html. Now that I'm done shamelessly promoting my site, I'm going to get back to that 400 meg file transfer. Nite all...


On Jun 25, 1998 02:41
Lhasa Ehmo
(Lhasa_Ehmo@Juno.com)

says

Crap. Well, the World Cup 98 web site got more hits than me, 450 million in two weeks. So they only get like a few orders of magnitude more hits than me per day, so I'm working hard to catch up. Soon, I will succeed!


On Jul 6, 1998 22:55
ivee skivee
(......)

says

I'm just signing in because I'm breaking the chain of Jacob signins. And I'm bored. Hello.

I would like you all to know that I am boxers and not briefs or any other kind. Do you get it? Skivee? Skivvy? Eh, whatever, I'm tired.


On Jul 8, 1998 03:02
Monsieur le Marquis de Lister
(shrug...)

says

Oooh... I am visitor number 1400. Imagine my excitement. I am really thrilled. This is so awesome. This is the best thing that has ever happened to me. This could be the best thing in the history of the universe. Nothing could ever come close to beating the coolness of this stupendous moment. Oooh... Ahhh... Whatever... Oh, and Hi all...


On Jul 10, 1998 03:43
Monsieur le Marquis de Lister
(Little, Yellow, Different...)

says

Gee, JonC got 7 hits since yesterday? That's more than he usually gets in a week. Who came here? They should sign-in. There are rarely new sign-ins, and they are mostly me. Ok, the only reason I'm writing this is because Ivy broke my chain of sign-ins, and I have to get it started again.


On Jul 11, 1998 14:20
Ivy
(ah ha!)

says

But I break it again, Jacob! And have you noticed the signy-in thingy page is all screwed up?!


On Jul 12, 1998 05:27
Monsieur le Marquis de Lister
(Curses, foiled again...)

says

ARG. Well, my plans may have been halted this time, but there is always another. Yes, the sign-in thing gives a lot of spam when you load it. I think it has to do with the frames used, or possibly some CGI scripting that wasn't commented out.


On Jul 18, 1998 22:17
James
(Gremlin930@aol.com)

says

Yaaaay. I am the 100th person to visit Jonc's java page.


On Jul 21, 1998 01:32
Monsieur le Marquis de Lister
(Insert E-mail Address here)

says

Well, James, if you are, in fact, who you claim to be, you are obviously not aware of the prestige that comes with being the 100th person to visit the JavaScript page. You overlook the fact that 99 people visited the page before you. Just imagine the respect you would gain if people knew that you were the 100th visitor.


On Jul 25, 1998 02:56
Monsieur le Marquis de Lister
(Sserdda Liam-E)

says

I am now the six hundred sixty-sixth visitor to the quotes page. Do I get another dead cat? I'm still waiting for the last one. You need to get your mail certified or something. Hey, how much is the postage on a dead cat anyways? Do you need special handling, like do you mark it as perishable goods? Ok, I'm bored.


On Jul 28, 1998 01:40
Monsieur le Marquis de Lister
(Something@somewhere.com)

says

I am now also the 1500th visitor to JonC's main page. I am on top of the world now. Oh yeah. There could be nothing better. Of course I am not being sarcastic here.