If you've got anything to say that doesn't really belong anywhere else, then post it.
One Liberty Bell!, Two Liberty Bells!, Come on Come on
Come on...ahhh...uh, I mean, Woo Hoo! Three Liberty Bells! That'll
be ten thousand dollars Apu. Oh! Congratulations Mister Homer, let me be
seeing such a wonderful sight. Here ya go. Uh, please to be removing
your thumb mister Homer. No. Nooo!!! You're ripping it! Huh! A cherry!
--The Simpsons 'Homer at the Quick-E-Mart'
Posted by: Wayne, Edited by JonC
Haley and I spent WAY too much time on the phone
last night...
--Brain, proceed to next quote of an actual message conversation I had with him later.
Posted on Sep 9, 1997, 01:13 by: JonC
JonC: I saw your e-mail
JonC: You and Haley on the phone all night eh?
JonC: Having some hot phone sex?
Brain: Ahh... Yes, most embarrassing
JonC: Yes huh, I knew it!
--Sorry Brain about this Haley thing, but Andrew
told me to do it. This conversation is taken
slighty out of context, but only slightly.
Posted on Sep 9, 1997, 01:16 by: JonC
Oh, now that I've graduated I
have no more free time. Ugh, I wish I had more
free time, after sleeping and eating, I've used
up most of my time. Oh, whatever happened to
being in school, where I had all the free time
i wanted, and then some. How I envy all of you
still in school. Oh, the agony, oh, the misery.
--Jacob Lister, now graduated
Posted on Oct 9, 1997, 01:29 by: Jacb Lister
"Ok, the guy with the blackjack is standing in the doorway?
I'll shoot him four times with my Ingram."
"You know he has his back turned and doesn't know you're there?" "Oh, he does? Well, I'll just shoot him twice then."
--Lhasa Ehmo, defending himself (in Call of Cthulhu RPG)
Posted on Oct 16, 1997, 02:36 by: Cthulhu
"I fuck up alot; i do things that i don't mean; sometimes,
I fuck up worse then usual; I know I'm wrong; I know i should do
something about it; but there's pride and pride sucks. I just want to
know that you forgive me, if i know that, then i can be happy, if you
never tell me, then you're really just killing me now."
--Someone that has to learn how to apologize without writing a
quote online
Posted on Oct 18, 1997, 01:50 by: Sick and Desolate Without My Love
He He ... poke poke .. wanna play magic? wanna mud?
Wanna study? Oops... did I say that? Wanna play car wars?
--Jacob Lister every day through his last 2 years as an actual
"student", probably what he said to Kristian that fateful day before
he took a flight to the happy land of walls, where all is light and
plaster
Posted on Nov 6, 1997, 23:30 by: I'd put my name down, but I think Jacob would be mad at me (like he doesn't know)
this isn't really a quote, but i think neanderthals aren't
given enough credit. they weren't as primitive as popular belief would
have it. So, really, you must be some kind of australopithecine or
something. hey, here's a quote: "lucy in the sky with diamonds".
--commentary by me, actual quote from the BEATLES!
Posted on Nov 8, 1997, 23:31 by: who am i? that's deep, man.
Who are we all? Does anyone really know why they are? Whoa.
Okay, it's Ivy.
Andrew: "Davey, do you love me?"
Davey: "Do I have to answer that?"
Andrew: "Yes"
Davey: "Just because I slept with you last night doesn't mean I love you:...I mean just because I slept over your house last night..."
--An interesting lunch
Posted on Nov 10, 1997, 01:30 by: A first hand witness
The funny thing about life is, you can't live without it:)
--red_night homepage http://www.geocities.com/southbeach/sands/6794
Posted on Dec 24, 1997, 14:16 by: red_night (canada, NS.)
I don't suppose anybody knows wh red_night is? Doesn't appear to be anyone I know. Not that I mind
or anything.
--Just wondering how he found my site is all.
Posted on Dec 25, 1997, 13:36 by: JonC
I think JonC should combine this quote page with another, perhaps the one-liner quotes. Nobody posts here, the last posting was from red knight or whomever with that absolutely hideous pic here... Oh, right, JonC, you should combine the two quote pages.
--That picture was absolutely hideous. Really.
Posted on Jun 10, 1998, 02:43 by: Monsieur le Marquis de Lister
Yay! Now I can go get a job as a software tester and make $75K/year!
--Cool...
Posted on Jun 11, 1998, 02:48 by: Monsieur le Marquis de Lister
Aaaah! It looks like Joe is making out with Betty.
--Brain It was late at night, so he was probably just seeing things.
Posted on Jul 26, 1998, 17:56 by: Ummm.....Alvin, yes.
[Bart's looking for his dog.]
Willy: Yeah, I bought your mutt - and I 'ate 'im! [Bart gasps.] I 'ate 'is little face, I 'ate 'is guts, and I 'ate the way 'e's always barkin'! So I gave 'im to the church.
Bart: Ohhh, I see... you HATE him, so you gave him to the church.
Willy: Aye. I also 'ate the mess he left on me rug. [Bart stares.] Ya heard me!
--The Simpsons
Posted on Feb 12, 1999, 03:41 by: Phattboy
Smithers: People like dogs, Mr. Burns.
Mr. Burns: Nonsense! Dogs are idiots! Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over you, what would you say?
Smithers: If "you" did it, sir?
--The Simpsons
Posted on Feb 12, 1999, 03:49 by: Phattboy